And I always find, yeah I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
She find pictures in my email
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good at that shit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hood rats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at
And I always find
Yeah I always find
Yeah I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
Runaway from me baby
Runaway
Runaway from me baby
Runaway
When it starts to get crazy, then run away
Babe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can
Runaway from me baby
Runaway
Runaway from me baby
Runaway
When it starts to get crazy
Why cant she just runaway?
Baby I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
Twenty four seven, three sixty five
I wonder what it could mean to want what's mine
I got what I need and what I need is just fine
But is just fine the kind of life worth my time?
I'm chasing the taste of stardom to keep away the boredom
that comes with the mundanity of being ignored and
I don't deserve that, I deserve to be important
I deserve to have the shit the rest of you can't afford
I wake up every morning to the life I've made
It's never gotten easier to watch it all fade
into memories of memories being replayed
Learning from everything I do, except my mistakes
I promise I'll change, same shit, new me
It don't mean a thing, same shit, you'll see
The dreams that I chase? fake shit, fake me
Lying to myself is the only thing that's easy
Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know it did damage
'Cause the look in your eyes is killin' me
I guessin' you're at an advantage
'Cause you could blame me for everything
And I don't know where I'ma manage
If one day you just up and leave
And I always find, yeah I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douche bags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
credits
Original written by: Jeff Bhasker, Mike Dean, Emile Haynie, John Roger Branch, Kanye West, Malik Yusef, Pete Rock, Terrence Thornton
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